February 6th 2012
I’ve been freezing my little kitty nipples off this week. What the hell is going on outside? Some weird white coloured rain has been falling from the sky and formed a cold paste over my back garden. At first when I was let out into the back yard, I got scared of the slushy frozen white stuff covering the pavement. Now I am rolling around in it purely for fun then shivering and running into the nice warm house for refuge. Within minutes I’m back outside rolling around in it again. I have never known behaviour like it; I am completely losing all rational thought and just fixated on the white heaven in the garden. The rabbits have been brought in from the cold and are now staying in the conservatory due to the sub-zero temperatures. The sliding doors to the conservatory are always shut so I cannot socialise with the girls. This is hampering my chances with Martha and I fear she is slipping away from me. Plus I haven’t seen the dogs from next door in a while either. They stay in the warm while I have all the fun in the slushy stuff. I have to say though it is really nice lying underneath a radiator or by the fire and dropping off to sleep.
I have given up on the litter box. I think the humans are testing me a little as the damned thing is always full of my excrement. Change it will you!!! I am a very busy kitty and all I ask is that I can poo in a clean litter box once in a while. I may have to start nipping heals and scratching legs again if this doesn’t change for the better.
